(Source: emptieds)
Koala’s response to being petted
> Things like this really brighten up my day, never enough awww on tbfs.
Country Girls: The type of girl you can take home to meet your Mama, but she ends up out-drinking your Father
(Source: c0untrygirlcansurvive)
How bra stores seem to think things work:
- Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
- C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
- Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
- (Also) Anything under a C-cup: Oh, you're less than 34 inches around the ribs? Well, sorry, we don't make your size at all.

